92 Funniest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Everyone loves a good laugh, so when the tension is high (test time, anyone?) and you want to get your students to relax, why not pull out one of our favorite knock-knock jokes for kids?

55 Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes That Will Leave Your Family Howling

Laughter brings the best kind of levity to life, and what better way to bring it on than with a good ole corny joke? To make sure you have plenty of humor in your life, we’ve rounded up 55 hilarious knock-knock jokes here to keep you and the adults, teens, and kids around you giggling.

Sure, knock-knock jokes are silly ones a 5-year-old is sure to love, but, like a good set of dad jokes (or mom jokes), what appears to be a great joke for kids is sometimes just the clean piece of humor you need to make you smile at any age. Share them with your family, have your kid take them into their classmates, pull them out at a party or on a road trip, read through them when you’re having a bad day—and of course teach them to the kiddos in your life. They’re all short and easy to remember and re-tell, and will give a refresher to their comedy routines. Looking for more funnies for your family? Check out this list of 80 hilariously funny jokes too.

And now for these 55 knock-knock jokes! Let’s find out who’s there.

1. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? The interrupting sheep. The interr..BAAA.
2. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? You’re not a shoe!
3. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Oink Oink. Oink Oink who? Make up your mind. Are you a pig or an owl?
4. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel working?
5. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
6. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
7. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
8. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know.
9. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly. Cows go moo.
10. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo hoo? Why are you crying?
    
11. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wa. Wa who? What are you so excited about?
12. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom.
13. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
14. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless.
15. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
16. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? I am. I am who? You don’t know who you are?
17. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? No one.No one who? *Remains silent*
18. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kirtch. Kirtch who? God bless you!
19. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
20. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and you’ll find out.
21. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, okay: W. H. O.
22. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?
23. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again.
24. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.
25. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you gonna open the door?
26. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold outside!
27. Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.
28. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing? Just open the door!
29. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Haven. Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
30. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can go get lunch?
31. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.
32. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dozen.Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in?
33. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Somebody too short to ring the doorbell.
34. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tank. Tank Who? You’re welcome.
35. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door.
36. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? FBI. FB…We’re asking the questions here.
37. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wendy.Wendy who? Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.
38. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Déjà. Déjà who? Knock! Knock!
39. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
    
40. Knock! Knock!Who’s there? Cook.Cook who? Yes you are!
41. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
42. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can let me in now?
43. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Will.Will who? Will you just open the door already?
44. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose, it’s running!
45. Knock! Knock!Who’s there? Theodore.Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
46. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
47. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo.
48. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me, that’s who!
    
49. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? Europe early this morning.
    
50. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
    
51. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ho, ho. Ho, ho who? You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
52. Will you remember me in a minute? Yes. Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? You didn’t remember me!
53. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over.
54. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
55. Knock! Knock!Who’s there? Doris.Doris who? Doris locked, why do you think I’m knocking?

Jill Gleeson is a travel journalist and memoirist based in the Appalachian Mountains of western Pennsylvania who has written for websites and publications including Good Housekeeping, Woman’s Day, Country Living, Washingtonian, Gothamist, Canadian Traveller, and EDGE Media Network. Jill is the travel editor for Enchanted Living. Learn more about her journey at gleesonreboots.com.

92 Funniest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Everyone loves a good laugh, so when the tension is high (test time, anyone?) and you want to get your students to relax, why not pull out one of our favorite knock-knock jokes for kids?

Our Favorite Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.

2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.

3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.

4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
W!

5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!

7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, it’s to whom!

8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between you and me, so please open up!

10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell. I’ve been knocking forever!

11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
(20 seconds of silence)
Sloooooooooth.

12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupting pira-
ARGHHHHHHHH

13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!

14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!

15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!

16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!

17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited too!

18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.

19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watts.
Watts who?
Watts for dinner? I’m hungry.

21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!

22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!

25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door!

26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!

27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!

28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?

29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want!

30. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!

31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, and I’m putting it in your mailbox!

32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!

34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you think it was?

36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the best way out of this neighborhood!?

37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way, I’m coming in!

38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your dad coming home?

39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-prize! Happy birthday!

40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell gonna start working again?

41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bless.
Bless who?
But I didn’t sneeze!

42. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Know a place I can spend the night?

43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!

44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shore.
Shore who?
Shore hope you like bad jokes!

45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?

46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.

47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow
An interrupt—
MOO!

48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.

50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel … that’s why I knocked!

51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?

52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!

53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use the bathroom, please open the door!

54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?

55. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?

56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!

57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you sooooo much!

58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna dance?

59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!

60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears who?
’Ears another knock-knock joke for ya!

61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yeah, you do sound cuckoo!

62. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.

63. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo!

64. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?

65. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work, can you let me in?

66. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Yippee!

67. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
It’s snow use—this joke will never be funny.

68. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get the door for me.

69. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there!

70. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!

71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later, just open up!

72. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person knocking on the door?

73. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel not working?

74. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!

75. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!

76. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go “Toot toot, vroom, vroom!”

77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!

78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!

79. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!

80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.

81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.

82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!

83. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!

84. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Look, right there!

85. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!

86. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stickup!

87. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.

88. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice person.

89. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?

90. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?

91. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!

92. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.

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Nikki Katz is the Director of Email Marketing and Audience Growth at WeAreTeachers. She is also an author and book developer and has worked in the parenting and education media space for over a decade, writing and publishing hundreds of articles. Nikki served as president on her PTA board and helped launch a theater program at her children’s elementary school. Nikki holds a B.S. in aerospace engineering from University of Arizona. She’d love to hear from you at [email protected] or on Instagram!