Knock knock jokes

The 141 Funniest Knock-Knock Jokes For Kids

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Interrupting sloth. / Interrupting sloth who? / (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth.

100+ funny jokes to share with coworkers (Updated 2023)

Lexi Croswell, author

At Culture Amp, one of our company values is “Have the courage to be vulnerable.” One way we put this into practice is through a rite of passage for our new Campers – telling a joke at their first all-hands meeting.

We’ve been graced with our fair share of “dad” jokes, so-bad-they’re-good puns, knock-knock jokes, and even some moments of pure stand-up comedy. Since 2017, over 700 new Campers have joined us across our three groups – Customer, Org, and Product – and we thought we’d share the laughter with you.

Read on, and take your favorite joke to dazzle your coworkers and managers. The best thing about these jokes is that you can tell them anywhere. They’re work-appropriate, so you can even take them home to your family! And if you’d like to join our funny crew, we’re hiring.

  • One-liners
  • Punny jokes
  • Corny jokes
  • Knock-knock jokes
  • Dad jokes
  • Jokes referencing celebrities, movies, and games
  • Anecdotal jokes

Funny jokes to share in the workplace

Check out some of our colleagues’ best jokes over the years – from one-liners to knock-knock jokes and more!


  • I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places – he told me to stop going to those places.
  • This is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
  • Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away, and you have their shoes.
  • I was at the park wondering why this frisbee kept getting bigger… and then it hit me.
  • Two fish in a tank, one looks at the other and says, “How do you drive this thing?”
  • Evening news is where they begin with “Good evening,” and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
  • When I met my now wife, I asked if she was vegetarian because she really loved animals. She responded, “No, I just really hate vegetables.”
  • I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is “Goodbye.”
  • I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
  • What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
  • My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
  • My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
  • Have you heard about the guy who stole the calendar?! Well, he got 12 months!

Punny jokes

Illustration of a ghost saying

  • Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.
  • Why did the car get a flat tire? Because there was a fork in the road!
  • I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.
  • How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool.
  • What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES.
  • Have you heard about the band 1023MB? It’s probably because they haven’t got a gig yet…
  • Why does the golfer wear two pants? Because he’s afraid he might get a “Hole-in-one.”
  • What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? (insert: you saying “R”) You’d think it’d be the “R,” but it’s the “C.”
  • What’s the difference between a well-dressed cyclist and a scruffy guy on a tricycle? A tire.
  • Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.
  • I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
  • Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they could spend years at C.
  • Why did the woman go on the date with the mushroom? Because he was a fun-ghi.
  • Why do bananas never get lonely? Because they hang out in bunches.
  • What did the buffalo say when his kid went to college? Bison.
  • Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears.

Illustration of 3 bananas

  • What do you call someone who doesn’t like carbs? Lack-Toast Intolerant.
  • What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business.
  • A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a. pint of beer please.”
    The bartender asks, “Why the big pause?”
    The bear replies, “Well, I’ve always had ’em!”
  • Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
  • Why did the birthday boy wrap himself in paper? He wanted to live in the present.
  • What does a house wear? A dress.
  • Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack.
  • Why didn’t the bike want to go anywhere? Because it was two-tired!
  • Want to hear a pizza joke? Nahhh, it’s too cheesy!

Illustration of a cheesy pizza

  • Why are chemists great at solving problems? Because they have all of the solutions!
  • Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? Because of all the sand which is there!
  • A string walks into a bar and the bartender goes, “Sorry, we don’t serve strings here.

    The string walks out all sad and defeated, then has a great idea. He ties himself in a bow, cuts off his ends to look all pretty, and struts back into the bar.

    Illustration of a red gummy bear

    The bartender looks at him and goes, “Hey, aren’t you that string I turned away before?” and the string goes, “Nope! I’m a frayed knot!”

  • What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi!
  • Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
  • A man goes to the zoo. There’s only ONE exhibit in the entire zoo. It was a Shih Tzu.
  • Did you know that ants are the only animals that don’t get sick? It’s true! It’s because they have little antibodies.
  • Two antennas decided to get married, the ceremony was pretty boring, but the reception was great!
  • Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.
  • What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  • Two friends are walking down the street thinking of something to do. One friend turns to the other and says, “Let’s go get a drink, there’s this new place that does THE best punch you’ll ever drink.”

    So they make their way to the bar and walk straight up to the bartender “Bartender, two glasses of your best punch please.”

    The bartender replies in a stern voice, “If you want some punch you’re gonna have to get in line like everybody else.”

    Corny jokes

    • What does a vegan zombie like to eat? Graaains.
    • What do you call a dinosaur with only one eye? A Do-you-think-he-saw-us!
    • Assistant: So what dimensions do the doors, hinges, walls, and locks need to be so that it all fits?
      The person who invented public bathroom stalls: Can’t stress how unimportant that part is
    • Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? Because to them. love means NOTHING!
    • What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look drunk.
    • What’s a potato’s favorite form of transportation? The gravy train
    • What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.
    • What did the right eye say to the left eye? Honestly, between you and me something smells.
    • What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller? Spot!
    • Why it is hard for a communist to tell a joke? It’s not funny until everyone gets it.
    • What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s pretty heavy and the other’s a little lighter
    • Teacher: “Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!”
      *Nobody stands up*

      Teacher: “I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!”
      *Little Johnny stands up*

      Teacher: “Ohh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?”
      Little Johnny: “No. I just feel bad that you’re standing alone. “
    • Why don’t scientists trust Atoms? They make up everything.
    • Two whales walk into a pub.
      They take a seat at the bar and the first one turns to the bartender and says: “Whhhhhoooooaaaaaeeeeeyyyyiiiiiaaaalllllllooooaaaaauuu?”
      The second one turns to the first and says, “Shut up Fred, you’re drunk.”

    Knock-knock jokes

    • Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Déja. (Déja who?) Knock knock.
    • Knock knock. (Who’s there?) To (To who?) It’s “to whom.”
    • Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Doorbell repair man.
    • Knock knock. (Who’s there?) You. (You who?) Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?

    Dad jokes

    • Why don’t we see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
    • Why does a Chicken Coop only have two doors? Because if it had four, it’d be a Chicken Sedan!
    • How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the “Fresh Prints.”
    • Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course. A house doesn’t jump at all!
    • What do diapers and politicians have in common? They both stink and need to be changed often.
    • A man walks into a bar, and it’s empty – it’s just him and the bartender. He sits down and orders a drink.

    He hears someone whisper, “Pssst. I like your tie.”
    The man looks around but doesn’t see anyone.

    “Pssst. that color looks nice on you.”

    Illustration of peanuts in a bowl

    He asks the bartender, “Excuse me, but. are you speaking to me?”
    The bartender rolls his eyes and says, “No, sorry about that. It’s the peanuts. they’re complimentary.”

    Arnold Schwarzenegger goes back to Austria for his Easter Break.
    When he returns to California his friend says to him, “Arnie, I hear you went back home to Austria for Easter. How was it?

    To which Arnie replied [in Arnie voice]: “Oh it was terrible! My father, he ruined the Easter Egg hunt, he put all of the eggs in awful places and nobody could find any eggs and quite generally we all had an awful day.”

    His colleague then says, “Oh Arnie that’s no good at all, I’m sorry to hear! Does that mean you don’t love easter anymore?”

    She said, “I can teach it good manners.”

    But, when she got home the parrot said a bad word, so she put it in the freezer for 10 seconds.

    She took it out and said, “Did you learn your lesson?” It said another bad word so she put it back in for 30 seconds. She took it out and asked if it learned its lesson yet.

    The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, “When are you going to pay for these beers?”

    The owner listened to the complaints and finally asked him how he used the fan. The man demonstrated flapping the fan as one would normally do.

    Illustration of a carrot on a swing

    Then the owner said, “Ah! No wonder! You have been using the fan wrong. This is the way to use it.”
    Then, he held the fan and frantically moved his head left and right.

  • And God said to John, “Come forth, and you shall receive eternal life!” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
  • What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
  • I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.
  • An Italian businessman goes to Indonesia for a business trip. He hates Indonesian food, so he asked the concierge in his hotel, “Is there any restaurant where I can find Italian food here?” The concierge says, “You’re lucky sir, a new pizza restaurant just opened and they deliver.” The businessman asks for the restaurant’s number, goes back to his room, and orders the pizza.

    30 minutes later, the delivery person shows up with the pizza. He takes the pizza and eats it. Suddenly he’s sneezing uncontrollably and shouting to the delivery person, “What did you put on this pizza?!”

    Jokes referencing celebrities, movies, and games

    Illustration of Snoop Dog

    • Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? Fo drizzle.
    • If Bert Newton was a butcher. how would he introduce his wife? Meat Patty!
    • What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bale.
    • What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim-denim-denim
    • Why can’t Chuck Norris use the internet? Because he won’t submit.
    • How does Lady Gaga like her steak? (sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww
    • What’s Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1
    • Did you know that the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is only ever a whim away? A whim away. a whim away…
    • Why didn’t the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? I asked him and he said, “I still love vista, baby.”

    Jokes about work

    • A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot on the left costs $500 dollars.”

    “Why does the parrot cost so much?” asks the man. The owner says “Well the parrot knows how to use a computer.”

    The man then asks about the next parrot and learns that it costs $1,000 dollars because it can do everything the first parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.

    Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot, only to be told that it costs $2,000 dollars. Needless to say, this begs the question, “What can it do?”

    Illustration of 3 parrots

    To which the owner replies, “To be honest, I have never seen it do anything, but the other two call him boss!”

    I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my job. We haggled for a few minutes, and he gave me a 5% raise.

    A product manager walks into the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, no drinks, but we’ll consider adding them later.”

    A drunk Elm programmer walks into the bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve dysfunctional programmers.”

    Anecdotal jokes

    • I was told that I needed to come up with a joke for this thing, and I’ve always been one of those people who messes up the punchline, so I figured I should probably prepare for it.

    So I went to a bookshop and found a good joke book, to try and get some inspiration, or just plain steal a joke to use.

    So I’m in Cambodia, chilling at the beach and meeting people, as you do, chatting away and drinking. One of the guys I meet is Jurgen. He’s as wide as he is tall and he has this fantastic big belly that sticks out like a barrel. But that’s not what stands out about Jurgen. No, what stands out, is the enormous tattoo that he has written across his torso, over his belly. Five letters. One word. PIZZA.

    So as we’re drinking away and getting to know each other, my mind keeps wandering back to the tattoo. What’s the significance of it. What does it mean? Does it represent his social commentary on the state of the world? Is it a pet name? And the longer we sit there drinking, the more determined I am to work it out. So eventually, after a lot of beers, I pipe up the question.

    “Can I ask a question?”
    “Of course you can Dan”

    “What does the Pizza tattoo mean. Is it a childhood nickname? Does it have some kind of symbolic or deeper meaning?”

    Unfortunately, she hadn’t expected them to make it to the grand finals (after all, they never had made it in her life so far) so when she was planning her wedding she had picked that same spring afternoon.

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    The 141 Funniest Knock-Knock Jokes For Kids

    Knock knock? Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Woohoo for these 141 knock knock jokes!

    photo collage of a child peeking in through a door for knock knock jokes

    Knock-knock jokes are famous for their repetitive and universally recognized format. They’ve earned somewhat of a bad rap, as the least funny knock-knock jokes tend to be the most famous. But the best knock-knock jokes for kids and adults are not only tolerable but genuinely funny and very silly. They may come in corny packaging, but they bring laughter anyway (and maybe some grumbling.) Knock-knock jokes may rank one step below baby drum sets and just above the baby shark song in terms of their ability to annoy parents. But that’s kind of the point. Knock-knock jokes welcome corniness and their subsequent eye rolls with welcoming arms.

    So is there a way to make knock-knock jokes for kids funny, or even just bearable, for adults? Believe it or not, fantastic knock-knock jokes do exist. “I believe what makes knock-knock jokes fun is the fact that they are interactive,” says Rob Elliot, dad joke extraordinaire and author of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids. “You have to respond to get to the punch line. This makes them fun for kids and their families ⏤ even if parents are not particularly fans of knock-knock jokes.”

    Elliot suggests seeking surprising jokes to find the funniest (and corniest) knock-knock jokes for kids. Otherwise, look for jokes that “poke fun at knock-knock jokes or about hearing another knock-knock joke … because we all know after too many, they drive us all a bit crazy.”

    Here are 128 awesome knock-knock jokes for kids and adults, including a few good ones from Elliot’s book, plus several corny new ones.

    Knock-Knock Name Jokes

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leon. / Leon who? / Leon me when you’re not strong!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie thing you can do I can do better!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lena. / Lena who? / Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Candice. / Candice who? / Candice joke get any worse?!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Haven. / Haven who? / Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Saul. / Saul who? / Saul there is — there ain’t no more!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Keith. / Keith who? / Keith me, my thweet prince!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita drink of water so please let me in!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain when you open the door!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita go to the bathroom!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Carl. / Carl who? / A Carl get you there faster than a bike.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alec. / Alec who? / Alec it when you ask me questions.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / I think it’s pronounced Idaho.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alice. / Alice who? / Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the keyhole and see!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Howard. / Howard who? / Howard I know?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Odysseus. / Odysseus who? / Odysseus the last straw!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abe. / Abe who? / Abe-C-D-E!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Nicholas. / Nicholas who? / A Nicholas not much money these days.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Candice. Candice who? / Candice door open or am I stuck out here?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie way can you let me in?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin you! Now hand over the cash.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time for dinner!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Sarah. / Sarah who? / Is Sarah phone I could use?

    Knock knock. / Who’s there? / Daisy. / Daisy who? / Daisy me rolling, they hating…

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cher. / Cher who? / Cher would be nice if you opened the door!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Euripides. / Euripides who? / Euripides jeans and you pay for them, OK?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / June. / June who? / June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Arfur. / Arfur who? / Arfur got!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana tell you this great knock knock joke.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Champ. / Champ who? / Sure, but don’t forget conditioner.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Sham. / Sham who? / Oh, you’ve been to SeaWorld too!

    Animal Knock-Knock Jokes

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owls say. / Owls say who? / Yes, they do.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeybee. / Honeybee who? / Honeybee a dear and open up will you?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cow. / Cow who? / No cow says mooooooo!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gorilla. / Gorilla who? / Gorilla me a hamburger!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Kanga. / Kanga who? / Actually, it’s Kangaroo.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpaca. / Alpaca who? / Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.

    Knock knock. / Who’s there? / Horsp. / Horsp who? / Did you just say, “horse poo?”

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Oink oink. / Oink oink who? / Are you a pig or an owl?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Goat. / Goat who? / Go to the front door and find out!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Interrupting sloth. / Interrupting sloth who? / (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito!…Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anudder. / Anudder who? / Anudder mosquito!

    Geography Knock-Knock Jokes

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, you’re a poo!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hawaii. / Hawaii who? / I’m fine, Hawaii you?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Kenya. / Kenya who? / Kenya feel the love tonight?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Iran. / Iran who? / Iran all the way here!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Utah. / Utah who? / U-talking to me?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amarillo. / Amarillo who? / Amarillo nice person.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Sweden. / Sweden who? / Sweden sour chicken!

    Food Knock-Knock Jokes

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Quiche. / Quiche who? / Can I have a hug and a quiche?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream soda. / Ice cream soda who? / Ice scream soda people can hear me!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. Banana who? / Knock, knock. / Who’s there? Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Olive. / Olive who? / Olive next door. Hi neighbor!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cereal. / Cereal who? / Cereal pleasure to meet you!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cantaloupe. / Cantaloupe who? / Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Figs. / Figs who? / Figs the doorbell!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Icing. / Icing who? / Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Pecan. / Pecan who? / Pecan someone your own size.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cabbage. / Cabbage who? / You expect a cabbage to have a last name?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you going to unlock the door?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you wanna dance?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with me, and I’ll tell you!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Water. / Water who? / Water-way to answer the door. Water you doing today?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Yogurt. / Yogurt who? / Yogurt to love my jokes.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Four Eggs. / Four Eggs who? / Four Eggs ample.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Pudding. / Pudding who? / Pudding on your shoes before your trousers is a bad idea.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Soup. / Soup who? / Soup-er man.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s There? / Pasta. / Pasta who? / Pass the Pizza we’re hungry.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s There? / Plato. / Plato who? / Plato fish and chips please.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s There? / Waffle. / Waffle who? / Stop waffling around and open the door.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cookie. / Cookie who? / Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Falafel. / Falafel who? / Falafel my bike and hurt my leg.

    Star Wars Knock-Knock Jokes

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Art. / Art who? / R2-D2!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke outside and you’ll see!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / BB-8. / BB-8 who? / Oh no, I hope BB-8 no one!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Vader. / Vader who? / See you vader!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke out!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Kylo Ren. / Kylo Ren who? / Kylo Ren is dinner? I’m hungry!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Obi Wan. / Obi Wan who? / Obi Wan to watch a movie now!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Yoda. / Yoda who? / Yoda-le-he-hoo!

    Clever Knock-Knock Jokes

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wa. / Wa who? / What are you so excited about?!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tiss. / Tiss who? / A tiss-who is for blowing your nose.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hike. / Hike who? / I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Spell. / Spell who? / W-H-O!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dejav. / Dejav who? / Knock, knock.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cash. / Cash who? / No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ya. / Ya who? / No thanks, I use Bing or Google.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / To. / To who? / No, it’s to whom!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / God bless you!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / You’re welcome.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Boo. / Boo who? / Uh, why are you crying?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Razor. / Razor who? / Razor hand and dance the boogie!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tennis. / Tennis who? / Tennis five plus five!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ash. / Ash who? / Sounds like you have a cold!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Reed. / Reed who? / Redo? OK. Knock, knock.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Peeka. / Peeka who? / Oh, there you are!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tat. / Tat who? / I’ve always thought you’d look good with an anchor on your arm.

    Silly Knock-Knock Jokes

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / I am. / I am who? / Don’t you even know who you are?!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / A leaf. / A leaf who? / A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / A little old lady. / A little old lady who? / Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Double. / Double who? / W!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Adore. / Adore who? / Adore is between you and me, so please open up!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle little money, please.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Nun. / Nun who? / Nunya business!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Control Freak. / Contro- / OK, now you say control freak who?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beats. / Beats who? / Beats me.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Smellmop. / Smellmop who? / Ew, no thanks!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / I need a puh. / I need a puh-who? / Then why don’t you find a toilet!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Voodoo. / Voodoo who? / Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Opportunity. / Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Says. / Says who? / Says me, that’s who!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doctor. / Doctor who? / No, no, just the doctor.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amish. / Amish who? / I have a hard time believing you’re really a shoe.

    Knock, knock. /Who’s there? / Dishes. / Dishes who? / Dishes the police, open up!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police hurry, I’ve got to go to the bathroom.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / I am. / I am who? / So you have identity problems, huh?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / A Mayan. / A Mayan who? / A Mayan in the way?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe come and play? I’m bored!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / A broken pencil. / A broken pencil who? / Never mind, it’s pointless.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Nobel. / Nobel who? / Nobel, that’s why I knocked!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Weirdo. / Weirdo who? / Weirdo you think you’re going?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to hear more jokes?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Interrupting pirate. / Interrupting pira- / ARGHHHHHHHH

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Someone too short to reach the doorbell!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Kent. / Kent who? / Kent you tell by my voice?

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Radio. / Radio who? / Radio not, here I come!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / A wood wok. / A wood wok who? / A wood wok 500 miles, and I wood wok 500 more.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / A kish. / A kish who? / I don’t know her name.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Bam. / Bam who? / Bam who is what pandas eat. Let’s go out for pizza.

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dijiri. / Dijiri who? / (Makes spitting sound like a didgeridoo)

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Some. / Some who? / Maybe someday you’ll recognize me!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Stopwatch. / Stopwatch who? / Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!

    Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Iva. / Iva who? / I’ve a sore hand from knocking!