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75 of the Best Funny and Clean Jokes For Kids

They’re good at trick questions.

75 Funny and Sweet School Jokes for Kids

Why are fish so smart?

Sometimes you just need a good laugh, and your students do too! Whether it’s a chuckle about classrooms, students, supplies, or teachers, these school jokes for kids are just the thing to take in when you need a bit of humor during the day.

Our Favorite School Jokes for Kids

1. What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?

2. Which school supply is king of the classroom?

3. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

Because her students were so bright.

4. What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?

5. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?

6. Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

7. What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?

8. Why did the teacher draw on the window?

Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!

9. What do elves learn in school?

10. Why did the egg get thrown out of class?

Because he kept telling yolks.

11. Why did the dog do so well in school?

Because he was the teacher’s pet.

12. Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools.

13. Why do magicians do so well in school?

They’re good at trick questions.

14. What do you need to go to high school?

15. Why did the kid eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

16. Why isn’t there a clock in the library?

Because it tocks too much.

17. Why did the teacher jump into the pool?

He wanted to test the water.

18. What kind of school do surfers go to?

19. What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

20. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?

Pick them up and roll them back!

21. Why was the broom late for school?

22. Which building has the most stories?

23. How many letters are in the alphabet?

24. How do fish get to school?

25. Why did the jellybean go to school?

To become a Smartie!

26. What does your computer do for lunch?

27. What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

28. What did the buffalo say at drop-off?

29. What does a book do in the winter?

Puts on a jacket.

30. What did the paper say to the pencil?

31. What contest do skunks win at school?

The smelling bee!

32. Why do calculators make great friends?

You can always count on them.

33. What school requires you to drop out in order to graduate?

34. What should you grow in a school garden?

35. Why did the girl do her homework on an airplane?

To achieve a higher education.

36. Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?

Because they keep getting lost at C.

37. Why do music teachers need a ladder?

To reach the high notes.

38. How do bees get to school?

On the school buzz.

39. Why is history a sweet subject?

Because it has many dates.

40. Why didn’t the sun go to college?

Because it already has many degrees.

41. What is the blackboard’s favorite drink?

42. What’s a butterfly’s favorite subject?

43. Who is everyone’s best friend at school?

44. Why is 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot?

45. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym?

To stay in shape.

46. Which animal cheats on exams?

47. What are the 10 things teachers can always count on?

48. How do you make seven an even number?

By removing the S.

49. How did the music teacher get locked out of her classroom?

Her keys were on the piano.

50. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

51. What school does an ice cream man go to?

52. What’s so fresh in the chemistry class?

53. Why does the math class make students sad?

Because it is full of problems.

54. Which is the tallest school building?

The library, because it has so many stories.

55. Why are music teachers good baseball players?

Because they have a perfect pitch.

56. What do you call a classmate with a dictionary in their pants?

57. Who’s the superhero in computer class?

The Screen Saver!

58. What did the paper say to the pen?

You have a good point.

59. What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?

60. Why do we measure a snake in inches?

Because it doesn’t have feet.

61. Which tree is the math teacher’s favorite?

62. What’s the most tired school supply?

63. Why did the student throw her watch out of the school window?

She wanted to see time fly.

64. Which are the smartest letters of the alphabet?

65. Why do fireflies get bad grades at school?

Because they are not bright enough.

66. Why is the obtuse angle always upset?

He can never be right!

67. What’s a frog’s favorite year?

68. Which state is called the land of pencils?

69. Which U.S. state has the most math teachers?

70. How do you know that Saturn was married more than once?

Because it has so many rings!

75 of the Best Funny and Clean Jokes For Kids

Jokes For Kids

Recently updated! These 75 Funny Clean Jokes For Kids will keep your little ones laughing. From silly puns to zany riddles, these are the best kids jokes out there. This has been one of my most popular posts! So I’ve come back and updated to almost DOUBLE the amount of jokes here!

Funny Jokes For Kids

My kid’s school does a silly joke every day during their announcements, so they never have a shortage of them. Some of these are ones that they have taught me and some I’ve found around the internet. This is a fun collection of Dad Jokes, Clean Jokes, Puns and Riddles that are guaranteed to make any family function full of zany laughter.

75 Funny and Clean Jokes For Kids

  1. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You’re under a vest!
  2. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
  3. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
  4. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta
  5. What do call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese
  6. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
  7. Where do pencils go for vacation? Pencil-vania
  8. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court.
  9. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies.
  10. Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!
  11. What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something!
  12. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
  13. What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless!
  14. What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer? The Space bar!
  15. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was “out standing” in his field.
  16. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn’t invented yet.
  17. What did one hat say to another?
  18. You stay here, I’ll go on a head
  19. Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrr.
  20. Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? Because it’s a little meteor
  21. What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor
  22. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison
  23. Why do ducks make great police officers? Because they always quack the case.
  24. What kind of shoes do all spies wear? Sneakers
  25. Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants!
  26. Why aren’t koalas actual bears? The don’t meet the koalafications.
  27. Why is there a gate around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!
  28. How does NASA organize a party? They planet
  29. Who walks into a restaurant, eats shoots and leaves? A Panda
  30. What did one eye say to the other eye? Don’t look now, but something between us smells.
  31. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!
  32. How do hens cheer for their team? They egg them on!
  33. What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield.
  34. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
  35. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was going to be a piece of cake.
  36. Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
  37. Why was the picture sent to jail? Because it was framed!
  38. What do you call an old snowman? Water
  39. Why did the superhero flush the toilet? Because it was his doody
  40. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
  41. Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? Because he was a Fun-Guy.
  42. Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!
  43. Why should you never tell a pig your secret? Because it is sure to squeal.
  44. What type of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts!
  45. What type of tree can you hold in one hand? A Palm Tree!
  46. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  47. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
  48. What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me and we’ll go places!
  49. Where do hamburgers take their dance on Valentine’s Day? The Meat Ball!
  50. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
  51. What is the skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
  52. Why would you smear peanut butter on a road? To go with the traffic jam!
  53. What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice Cream!
  54. What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm!
  55. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
  56. What did the thumb say to the finger? I’m in Glove with you!
  57. What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weakdays!
  58. How do you keep an astronauts baby from crying? You Rocket!
  59. Why is the baseball stadium so cold? Because it’s full of fans!
  60. Why did the math book need to see a counselor? Because it was full of problems!
  61. What do you call an alligator in a vest? In Investigator!
  62. What do you get someone who already has everything? A burglar alarm!
  63. Why don’t you ever see giraffes in elementary school? They are all in High School!
  64. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
  65. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!
  66. What is more impressive than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
  67. Why didn’t the Teddy Bear eat dessert? Because he was stuffed!
  68. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school!
  69. What happened to the frog who’s car broke down? He had to be toad.
  70. What is tall when it is young but short when it is old? A candle!
  71. Have you seen the movie “Constipated”? No, it hasn’t come out yet!
  72. What do you get if you combine a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
  73. What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t peak, I’m changing!
  74. Why didn’t dinosaurs eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
  75. What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waste of time!

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